AM Dispatch: Dispatch: All available trucks respond. Report of a loose goose.
Victoria Sands: [gasps] Loose goose.
AM Dispatch: Dispatch: The bird just arrived in port from Hong Kong and needs to be quarantined for possible avian flu.
Victoria Sands: [excited laughter] So this call is...
Amit Patel: A wild goose chase.
AM Dispatch: The address is... 1414 Hollingshead Avenue.
Frank Shaw: Truck 12 responding.
Amit Patel: Truck 8 responding.
Frank Shaw: We got dibs.
Amit Patel: No. Actually, we have dibs. You guys got the last animal metaphor. Remember the elephant in the room at the crazy bar mitzvah?
Victoria Sands: Mmhmm.
Frank Shaw: You guys got the one down by the docks, the red herring.
Victoria Sands: No, no, no. That turned out to be nothing.