Himself - Host: [to the camera] welcome to another edition of Between Two Ferns I'm your host Zach Galifianakis, this a Oscar edition of Between Two Ferns, a special Oscar insight to "Oscar" nominees and all of their Oscar "buzzness" around them. My first guest is Jennifer Lawrence, Jennifer thank you
Jennifer Lawrence: thank you
Himself - Host: I got a beef to pick with your costar Bradley Cooper because he had told me in real life that you were...
Himself - Host: [looking in his notes] I wrote it down, I want to make sure I got it right, ugly
Jennifer Lawrence: wow
Himself - Host: and I've got to be honest I don't know what his talking about, unless he was joking with me, you're good looking
Jennifer Lawrence: [remains silent]
Himself - Host: you were in a movie called The Hunger Games...
Jennifer Lawrence: [interrupts him] yeah isn't that your life story?
Himself - Host: [irritated] you shouldn't say that, that's "off pudding"
Jennifer Lawrence: you should be "off pudding"
Himself - Host: [remains silent]
Jennifer Lawrence: because your fat
Himself - Host: [confused]
Jennifer Lawrence: you shouldn't eat anymore pudding
Himself - Host: yeah, when you take on a project like Silver Linings Playbook, what draws you into that character? What spoke to you?
Jennifer Lawrence: I think Tiffany taught me a lot about...
Himself - Host: [interrupts her by pressing the red button and music comes on and Jennifer is escorted off the stage by Misty] this is the Oscar edition, good luck
Naomi Watts: [Naomi Watts enters] Hi Zach
Himself - Host: [shakes each other's hand] welcome
Naomi Watts: nice to meet you
Himself - Host: you're from Australia and I hear that the toilets work backwards and have you ever read about that? I guess for you it's backwards here and it's backwards for us in Australia
Naomi Watts: No, it doesn't do that
Himself - Host: when you're in a movie do they shrink you down? So, you can fit into the camera? How does that work?
Naomi Watts: I know I've been shrunk too many times I have to stop working for a while