- Dr. Jack Hodgins: [Yelling across the lab after Finn about recreating his grandmother's hot sauce] I am gonna burn the crap outta your mouth, and you are gonna love it!
- Pabla Sepulveda: Are you screwing with me?
- Dr. Lance Sweets: No. I'm simply pointing out that your lack of self-control can cause you to make extremely poor decisions.
- Pabla Sepulveda: You said you were on my side!
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: No. He said he understood why you go psycho!
- Dr. Lance Sweets: Okay, I wouldn't use that word, Booth.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: I know. That's why I'm here.
- Bailiff Griff: We met when the show started. Trudy didn't want us to date each other, but I guess that Rebecca and I were so in love that she didn't want to be the Grinch.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: How long were you together?
- Bailiff Griff: Four years. Lived together for the last two with Iris.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Iris. That's interesting.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Not really, Booth. For hundreds of years, having multiple partners was quite acceptable.
- Bailiff Griff: Oh, no, no, no. Iris is a dog. Uh, she's a leopard hound that we rescued.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Never mind.
- Angela Montenegro: Hey. I ran a facial reconstruction through missing persons, and I found a possible match. Rebecca Pierce, 25 years old. Reported missing by Trudy Morris.
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: Judge Trudy?
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I'm not familiar with Judge Trudy. What circuit is she on?
- Angela Montenegro: Citizen's Court?
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Does that have something to do with the French Revolution?
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: No. Judge Trudy has a TV show where she judges small claims cases.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Why?
- Angela Montenegro: Because it's great drama. People just fight over the silliest little things. You should see the way that they yell and scream at each other. Total guilty pleasure.
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: Like watching a train wreck.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Well, train wrecks are not pleasurable. No wonder you feel guilty.