Bob's Burgers (TV Series)

It Snakes a Village (2013)

Eugene Mirman: Gene Belcher

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Quotes 

• Tina : Gene, you saved us. I owe you my life.

  Gene : No thanks. I've seen it and I'm not impressed.

• Louise : For a hundred bucks, we'll get that snake.

  Gene : No!

  Louise : We'll get it cheating on his wife.

  Gene : No!

  Louise : Taking bribes.

  Gene : No!

  Louise : Losing it's hopes and dreams.

  Gene : No!

  Louise : We're gonna get it all!

• Gene : Florida is America's most penis-like state.

  Bob Belcher : Who's your geography teacher?

  Gene : Mr. Ding-dong.

• Gene : I'm not afraid of ghosts / I'm not afraid of sharks / I'm not afraid of cancer / I'm just afraid of snakes! / They really creep me out / Where are their arms and legs? / It's really not okay!

• Tina : [after Helen's dog Mitzi runs away again]  I guess she doesn't like wearing clothes.

  Gene : With that body, I wouldn't either.

• Gene : I've never peed in an olympic-sized swimming pool. I'm not sure I can go for the gold.

  Tina : Don't worry. With all your practicing, you'll be all right.