The Middle (TV Series)

Wheel of Pain (2013)

Charlie McDermott: Axl Heck

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• Axl Heck : Okay, now, uh, sprinkle the glass around so it looks like the rock came from outside.

  Brick Heck : Ow! How come you don't have to touch any glass?

  Axl Heck : 'Cause I got fingerprinted for the missing child program back when Mom and Dad still cared.

• Sue Heck : The rock came through the window at 7:42.

  Axl Heck : It wasn't a car. It was a Vespa.

  Sue Heck : I'll pass it on to Brick.

  Axl Heck : Pass this on, too. Now there are worse things Mom can do to your mouth than make food for it.

• Axl Heck : Clearly, we've been playing it wrong all these years.

  Sue Heck : What do you mean?

  Axl Heck : What I mean is that together we are awesome. But alone, only I am still awesome.

  Brick Heck : Huh?

  Axl Heck : They made a huge mistake when they had three kids. We outnumber them. So as long as we stick together, we get stronger and they get weaker. There's nothing we can't do.