Jessie (TV Series)

Kids Don't Wanna Be Shunned (2013)

Katherine McNamara: Bryn Breitbart

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Quotes 

• Emma Ross : [the girls are in the screening room watching a movie]  So, my dad got me an advanced copy of "The Sisterhood of Teen Paranormal Activity"!

  [the girls squeal in excitement] 

  Bryn Breitbart : [Bryn holds up her DVD]  Or, I brought the DVD of Ingmar Knudsen's "Cries of Ice and Pain". Knudsen is Denmark's greatest living auteur.

  Rosie : You are so deep and European!

  Bryn Breitbart : Aww!

  [leans in and shows Rosie] 

  Bryn Breitbart : It's in black-and-white and there's hardly any dialogue. Watching is like walking through a long dark tunnel of sadness!

  Emma Ross : Wow. As fun as that sounds, if I wanted to see cries of ice and pain, I'd watch Ravi try to figure skate again.

  [the girls giggle to themselves] 

  Jessie Prescott : [brings out a tray of smoothies for the girls]  Ladies, here are your "Night at the Movies" strawberry smoothies!

  Bryn Breitbart : [takes her smoothie and examines it]  Uh, did you use organic strawberries and soy milk?

  Jessie Prescott : No, I wanted them to taste good.

  [Emma laughs loudly to herself] 

  Bryn Breitbart : [takes her smoothie and the girls' smoothies back onto Jessie's tray]  Sorry, I'm just not cool with drinking poison.

  Emma Ross : Jessie, maybe the girls would like some...

  Bryn Breitbart : Strawberries from a small organic farm upstate!

  Jessie Prescott : Seriously? Go upstate for strawberries? Now?

  Emma Ross : [Bryn shrugs "Why not"]  Hello? Why do we have a helicopter?

  Jessie Prescott : Hello! I'm pretty sure not for airlifting in berries!

  Emma Ross : [pulling Jessie aside]  Jessie, please! My hostess rep is at stake! How do you think it feels having the right strawberries for the royal guest at my party?

  Jessie Prescott : I think you just defined "rich people problems"!

• Bryn Breitbart : [noticing Jessie and Emma at the movies and taps Rosie's shoulder]  What's *she* doing here?

  Jessie Prescott : [to Emma]  Just ignore them.

  Bryn Breitbart : I thought we agreed we weren't inviting Bossy Rossy!

  Jessie Prescott : [to Emma]  Just let it roll off your back.

  Bryn Breitbart : [about Jessie]  And why did she come with that old lady?

  [Jessie gasps softly] 

  Bryn Breitbart : [taunting her]  Is she doing community service?

  Jessie Prescott : [loudly]  Say *what*?

  [the audience shushes Jessie] 

  Jessie Prescott : Oh, it's just a trailer for a stupid murder mystery! I've read the book, and the poodle groomer did it! There, saved you all 20 bucks!

  [the audience groans] 

  Emma Ross : [pulling Jessie's arm]  Jessie, cut it out!

  Jessie Prescott : [running over to the girls and Bryn]  Look ladies, I'm sure this is just some misunderstanding! Bryn, I'm sure you would never be mean on purpose!

  [Bryn throws popcorn at Jessie and then smirks nastily] 

  Emma Ross : [pulling Jessie's arm]  Jessie, can we please just go? It's no big deal! You can home-school me!

  [Bryn looks at the girls nastily] 

  Jessie Prescott : No way!

  [takes the bucket of popcorn] 

  Jessie Prescott : Eat corn, mean girl!

  [Jessie throws the whole bucket of popcorn on Bryn and it lands in her hair] 

  Bryn Breitbart : This blowout cost $200!

  Jessie Prescott : So did this popcorn!

  [a food fight begins between Jessie, Emma and Bryn] 

  Bryn Breitbart : [screams as she has soda sprayed on her, and she enlists the girls to help her]  Girls! Don't just sit there! Help me!

  Rosie : [afraid of fighting against Emma and Jessie]  Can't I just be a conscientious objector?

  Bryn Breitbart : No! This is *my* group now, not Emma's! And you guys have to do what I say, or I'm cutting you out, just like I did her!

  [the audience gasps in horror] 

  Bryn Breitbart : [trying to cover it up]  I mean... have I mentioned I'm royalty adjacent?

  Jessie Prescott : Yes. Several times!

  Bryn Breitbart : No one was talking to *you*!

  Emma Ross : Don't talk to Jessie that way!

  Bryn Breitbart : I don't want to speak to either of you!

  [walking down the steps] 

  Bryn Breitbart : And you'll never be invited to my Scottish chalet!

  Emma Ross : I thought you said it was an *Alpine* chalet!

  Bryn Breitbart : Uh... we're a two chalet family?

  Rosie : [checking her phone]  I just searched online for "Bryn Breitbart plus royalty". The only thing that came up was "Al Breitbart, "Happy Tush" Toilet Paper King"!

  Bryn Breitbart : That's ridiculous!

  [Rosie shuts off her phone] 

  Bryn Breitbart : [admitting the truth]  Alright, alright! So I'm a TP heiress from Yonkers, big deal!

  Jessie Prescott : "Happy Tush"? That stuff is like sandpaper! Your family's product is as hurtful and abrasive as *you*!

  Bryn Breitbart : Well, not *all* of us can be popular because our parents are famous!