- Sleazy Sam: [reading a newspaper at the stand with no intention of buying it] Hey! Look at this: a thousand bucks reward for a mynah bird.
- Knuckles: How could you tell if a bird's over twentyone?
- Sleazy Sam: Not that kinda minor, Knuckles!
- Peter Brady: Wow, that sure is complicated.
- Jan Brady: You mean complicated.
- Peter Brady: That's what I said.
- Jan Brady: Then I wonder what you meant.
- Marcia Brady: That sure was an interesting ecology program in the auditorium today.
- Peter Brady: Yeah, especially that part about motorcycling old junk.
- Jan Brady: You mean recycling waste materials.
- Greg Brady: Pardon me, sir, but I believe you have our bird.
- Sleazy Sam: I don't know what you're talking about.
- Knuckles: The kid must be the one offering the thousand dollars reward, boss.
- Sleazy Sam: I forgot about that.
- [turns back to Greg]
- Sleazy Sam: Eh, you wouldn't know anything about a reward, would, ya, kid?
- Greg Brady: Sure. We're offering ten dollars.
- Sleazy Sam: Then, eh, this ain't your bird, kid.
- [shuts the door]
- Greg Brady: Marlon!
- Marcia Brady: Psst! We're here to rescue you, Marlon.
- Marlon: For ten bucks? I dunno if I wanna be rescued. I haven't been so insulted since Jack and the Beanstalk traded me for a handful of beans.
- Jan Brady: Jack traded his mother's cow for the beans.
- Marlon: No wonder the guy who got me put me out to pasture.