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OK but too fast on the draw to roll the sex footage
Nica Noelle's LESBIAN GUIDANCE COUNSELOR is yet another variation on the theme of older/younger Sapphic liaisons. No surprise at all that the sex content is stimulating, but the abbreviated build-up scenes I found unsatisfactory, especially for a kick-off to a series.
Obviously, the extreme case of too little tease/character establishing is on view everywhere in gonzo sex videos, where the hapless performers stammer a bit of gibberish for a few seconds and then basically "Let's hump!". Nica seems to have misplaced here her careful buildups and laying the groundwork in older videos to give the resulting sex scene not just context but some emotional involvement of the viewers with the characters on screen. In some segments GUIDANCE comes perilously close to what I term "bus terminal sex" -meaning it looks like two people just met at a bus terminal and immediately hop in the sack.
Case in point is a vignette wherein English Lit teacher Dana Vespoli makes love to Lily LaBeau, after asking star Sovereign Syre to sub for her in teaching a seminar that afternoon. The two beauties playing hooky for some nookie is easy to watch -they're both highly skilled performers and make a nice contrast in skin tone, with Lily's lily-white skin just the thing to turn bright pink when Dana spanks her open-hand repeatedly on the posterior, as is her wont.
But other then their obvious propensity for giving education a backseat to personal sex education, we don't learn a damn thing about either character.
Elsewhere, Nica is more attentive to building a foundation for a series where Sovereign as title character Sophie Hobbs (she's the only player who gets a real name rather than the porn trope of being named after herself) will be back humping several times more in future editions. We are introduced to her lover Vanilla DeVille, a bountiful match for SS, in a finale at home where Vanilla improvises a very effective "whipping her with my hair" fetish effect I hadn't seen in a video since one of those exotic ASIA NOIR mixed-combo outings.
Syre's own suspect (and unfaithful) activities are limned in a rather cold-blooded opening vignette in which she puts her hooks into student Maddy O'Reilly. This was early in Maddy's career and they provide a methodical but well-done sex scene. Plotwise, it leads to a telltale clue: Maddy leaves her panties behind by accident in SS's office, and when SS returns later she finds a blackmail style note attached to the panties of the "I know what you did" variety, signed "N." Turns out N stands for Nica Noelle, the director who's unseen in this first episode but dean of the school.
Remaining vignette is Older/Younger 101, as doyenne of the genre, Magdalene St. Michaels, is cast as a prof, who is visited by failing student Alanna Anderson. She's a girl next door type, and the resulting scene where MSM tightens the screws and gives the youngster no way out but sex to avoid flunking out is both sinister and satisfying. The DVD's BTS short subject reveals that this is not only Alanna's lesbian debut on screen but that Maggie has popped her cherry for real. The gimmick of Alanna eliciting a Maggie orgasm by rubbing her nipple on latter's vagina and clit seems far-fetched in context, but apparently AA is a real fast learner. And she earns a third A in my book.
Obviously, the extreme case of too little tease/character establishing is on view everywhere in gonzo sex videos, where the hapless performers stammer a bit of gibberish for a few seconds and then basically "Let's hump!". Nica seems to have misplaced here her careful buildups and laying the groundwork in older videos to give the resulting sex scene not just context but some emotional involvement of the viewers with the characters on screen. In some segments GUIDANCE comes perilously close to what I term "bus terminal sex" -meaning it looks like two people just met at a bus terminal and immediately hop in the sack.
Case in point is a vignette wherein English Lit teacher Dana Vespoli makes love to Lily LaBeau, after asking star Sovereign Syre to sub for her in teaching a seminar that afternoon. The two beauties playing hooky for some nookie is easy to watch -they're both highly skilled performers and make a nice contrast in skin tone, with Lily's lily-white skin just the thing to turn bright pink when Dana spanks her open-hand repeatedly on the posterior, as is her wont.
But other then their obvious propensity for giving education a backseat to personal sex education, we don't learn a damn thing about either character.
Elsewhere, Nica is more attentive to building a foundation for a series where Sovereign as title character Sophie Hobbs (she's the only player who gets a real name rather than the porn trope of being named after herself) will be back humping several times more in future editions. We are introduced to her lover Vanilla DeVille, a bountiful match for SS, in a finale at home where Vanilla improvises a very effective "whipping her with my hair" fetish effect I hadn't seen in a video since one of those exotic ASIA NOIR mixed-combo outings.
Syre's own suspect (and unfaithful) activities are limned in a rather cold-blooded opening vignette in which she puts her hooks into student Maddy O'Reilly. This was early in Maddy's career and they provide a methodical but well-done sex scene. Plotwise, it leads to a telltale clue: Maddy leaves her panties behind by accident in SS's office, and when SS returns later she finds a blackmail style note attached to the panties of the "I know what you did" variety, signed "N." Turns out N stands for Nica Noelle, the director who's unseen in this first episode but dean of the school.
Remaining vignette is Older/Younger 101, as doyenne of the genre, Magdalene St. Michaels, is cast as a prof, who is visited by failing student Alanna Anderson. She's a girl next door type, and the resulting scene where MSM tightens the screws and gives the youngster no way out but sex to avoid flunking out is both sinister and satisfying. The DVD's BTS short subject reveals that this is not only Alanna's lesbian debut on screen but that Maggie has popped her cherry for real. The gimmick of Alanna eliciting a Maggie orgasm by rubbing her nipple on latter's vagina and clit seems far-fetched in context, but apparently AA is a real fast learner. And she earns a third A in my book.
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