- Laszlo Cravensworth: Gizmo, what are you doing out there?
- Guillermo de la Cruz: Having a wank?
- Laszlo Cravensworth: Ah, good man. Carry on.
- Laszlo Cravensworth: Now, I've turned my attention to isolating the genetic marker which is slowing his transformation. It's a very complex scientific procedure where I mix his DNA with the DNA of stray animals just to see what shakes.
- Helen Johnson: Ever since you have come here, you have brought with you a very dark, spectral... specter.
- Nadja: In conclusion, the two steps to creating a bank account are one, go to bank, two, open account.