- The housemates are invited for a weekend away at the home of a mysterious, illustrious vampire.
- The vampires are invited to a weekend at Morrigan Manor by Perdita Morrigan, the grand dame of New World vampire society. But one by one they mysteriously disappear and It's left to Guillermo and Colin Robinson o figure out who is responsible and why.—Gislef
- The Guide (Kristen Schaal) invites the vampires to her art gallery opening, but they express disinterest. She then gives them an invitation from Perdita Morrigan, the grand dame of vampiric high society in America, who invites them for a weekend at her estate, Morrigan Manor. At the manor, the vampires find a recording from Perdita, who states she is not in the house but invites them to enjoy the rooms. Even though Perdita deems that the manor is "a treacherous place," the vampires ignore this warning. During their stay, the Guide tries to show paintings she made of their portraits, but they show no interest and even mock her artwork. However, Laszlo (Matt Berry) goes missing when more fencing opponents appeared, while Nadja (Natasia Demetriou) falls into a trap in the stairs. During a game in which naked humans are released in the Manor's grounds to be hunted, Nandor (Kayvan Novak) asks Guillermo (Harvey Guillén) to help. Guillermo agrees to help, but actually escapes back to the Manor while Nandor goes hunting by himself. He runs into the Guide, who stepped on a bear trap. However, Nandor flees when the humans rebel against them, only to be captured by a net. The Guide escapes to inform Guillermo and Colin Robinson (Mark Proksch) about the disappearance. When Colin continues ignoring her, the Guide presses a button which causes Colin to fall through a passageway, revealing she orchestrated everything. The Guide takes Guillermo to the basement, where the vampires are kept in silver cages. She impersonated Perdita's voice and took over the Manor while she left. She wanted to punish the vampires for ignoring her and mistreating her, intending for them to last an eternity on their cages, also revealing that she lied to Nadja about her hex. She spares Guillermo for respecting, noting how he took matters on his own hands to get what he wanted, which confuses Nandor. Guillermo eventually admits to Nandor that Derek turned him into a vampire. Nandor appreciates his honesty but warns him he will eventually kill Guillermo and then kill himself, also revealing that the reason why Guillermo is not a full vampire yet, is because of his Van Helsing heritage fighting vampiric cells. Laszlo then asks the documentary crew to show footage of a meeting in which the vampires complimented the Guide, explaining that they only talked badly about her because of their vampiric nature. She decides to release them, but Nandor states he plans to kill Guillermo. Laszlo takes over the keys, allowing Guillermo to get a head start to escape. Guillermo transforms in a bat and flees, while Nandor calls him out. During the credits, it is revealed that the footage was cut short before revealing that the reason behind the compliments was to get Colin paired with her so he could move out of the house.
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