Community (TV Series)
Herstory of Dance (2013)
Gillian Jacobs: Britta Perry
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Jeff Winger : You're really doing this? Look, as someone who faked being a lawyer for seven years, I appreciate your commitment to the bit, but just admit you were wrong.
Britta Perry : So you can say I "Britta'd" it?
Jeff Winger : Yes, of course. That goes without saying. But come on, it was a small mistake. Call this off before it becomes a full-scale "Brittastrophe." I coined that.
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Britta Perry : Everyone's gonna know I'm a liar. Help me.
Pierce Hawthorne : Oh, Britta. Let me tell you a story about a friend of mine that everyone called a liar. His name was Bernie Madoff.
Britta Perry : Pierce! He was a liar. He stole billions of dollars from his clients.
Pierce Hawthorne : Has this been confirmed?
Britta Perry : Oh, my God. I "Britta'd" it.
Pierce Hawthorne : Bernie?
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Dean Pelton : Ah, quite a turnout, Britta.
Britta Perry : Yep. Didn't know Sophie B. Hawkins was so big at Greendale.
Dean Pelton : Oh, yeah. A large percentage of Greendale students sort of gave up in the mid '90s, so for many of them Sophie B. Hawkins is the most recent music they're aware of.
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Pierce Hawthorne : I need the computer.
Britta Perry : Pierce, there are, like, dozens of computers.
Pierce Hawthorne : Yeah, but my email is on this one.
