Wed, Jun 19, 2013
Sue,owner of Quick Cuts hair salon,is having a bad day. Her criminal partner Trevor has been arrested again and the salon is partly in his name. She needs tranquillizers to calm her down. Meanwhile her customers are a quirky bunch who confuse agoraphobia with homophobia and think they are the anti-Christ and her staff lead even more bizarre lives. Shy Annie goes on a blind date with Lee, a lad who has just come out of a five year coma and did not know Michael Jackson was dead,spaced-out Gavin is so high on pills he spends money without realizing it,Marianne's planned boob job attracts young admirer Darren and Becky is stalking her married lover - again. She is also hugely in debt and Sue has to tell the debt counsellor that she has died. At the end of the day the tranquillizers have an odd effect on Sue,not only making her hallucinate but actually taking Trevor back as well.
Wed, Jun 26, 2013
The odd customers include an old lady who carries vegetables in her pocket to tell her which day of the week it is and a woman whose husband was beaten up by his anger management but Annie and Becky drool over Marianne's handsome young client,whom she puts off by explaining that she was born a man. Becky fixes Gav's phone so he ends up sending filthy pictures of himself to his mother and Annie is surprised when Trevor's son Kevin,with whom she had sex,is said to be gay and was only being polite.After she has turned down his marriage proposal Trevor annoys Sue with his faultless money-making scheme,faking his death to collect on the insurance but he almost kills himself in the process and needs an ambulance. Touched by the gesture Sue proposes to him.
Wed, Jul 3, 2013
Sue and Trevor are about to make their marriage legal with a proper ceremony but the cheap ring he has bought is on a dead woman's severed finger and he needs to feed it to a dog to excrete it. Marianne gets a visit from her father but only to ask her to stay away from his retirement party as he is ashamed of her sex change from a man. Gavin comforts her and she repays the favour by giving him an alibi when he was really having sex with thuggish Meatball's girlfriend. Becky is taken hostage in a tanning salon by her married lover's wife and released with panda eyes whilst Sue's birth mother arrives at the salon,requiring reconciliation with her adopted mother Val. The wedding goes ahead but the guests have to leg it with the food and drink as none of it is paid for,leaving Sue yelling for a divorce.