CHiPS: Ponch & John
Monk: Tony Shaloub
Mr. Harris' Personal Body Waxer: Oliver Hairoff
Inventor of the Pet Rock: Gary Dahl
Trash Removal: Original Cast of Stomp
Set Ego Booster: E. Gostroker
Puppet Fluffer: Dick Feltgoode
Best Boy, Better Boy, Good Boy: "woof"
No Puppets Were Harmed While Filming This Video