Shortstop: Cal Ripkin Jr.
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Stand In for Nathan Fillion: Dathan Shmillian
Hair Sprayer: Ricki Lake
Dick Trickle: Himself
Godfather 2 > Godfather 1
Alex Trebek: Will Ferrell
Frank Drobbin: Leslie Neilsen
A Specific Puppet Was Intentionally Harmed In The Making Of This Video
Crafts Service: Tom Colicchio