Science Guy: Bill Nye
Barney Stinson: Wrong Show
Marlon Wayans: Not Damon Wayans
Rectum: Damn Near Killed Him
Master of Puppets: Lars Ulrich
Puppets Can Not Be Used As Floatation Devices In the Event of A Water Landing.
Puppet Grooming: Vacuum Cleaner
Stand In For Mr. Harris: Dister Schmarris
Kraft Services: Easy Mac
Bob Barker: Drew Carey
Frank Drebbin: Leslie Neilsen