Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate (2023 Video Game)

Matt Chapman: Dangeresque, Renaldo, Perducci, Killingyouguy, The Chief, Waitre D, Dangeresque Too

Quotes 

• Dangeresque : Nobody do anything Dangeresque!

• Dangeresque : Man. That warehaus...

  [sic] 

  Dangeresque : ... was full of action and suspense.

  The Chief : [calling out from behind the door]  DANGERESQUE! YOU'RE OUTTA LINE!

  Dangeresque : Oh crap! It's the Chief! I was supposed to solve a case for him months ago.

  The Chief : YOU'RE A LOOSE CANNON! A LONER! WHEN YOU'RE AROUND, PEOPLE GET HURT, DANGERESQUE!

  Dangeresque : Hey, that's what it says on my business cards!

  The Chief : IF YOU DON'T WALK OUT THIS DOOR WITH MY CASE SOLVED, I'M LOCKIN' YOU UP!

  Dangeresque : Sounds like he means it. Better try and "solve" his case, quick.

  [looks up in thought] 

  Dangeresque : Now where'd I put that case file...

• Dangeresque : [finding the case file he needs to solve]  Let's see what I need to do to pretend-solve you...

  [reads case file] 

  Dangeresque : "The Swissblonkel Scenario: Unknown masked assailant attacked victim at the Swissblonkel Hotel stealing documents, secrets, and notions. Left physical evidence at scene. Reasons it remains unsolved: Need photographic evidence of the attack; Need physical evidence that was left behind..." Eww... "Need this case file to have SOLVED stamp on it". That sounds easy enough. I've faked ID's harder than this.

• [Dangeresque carefully stamps the "UNSOLVED" stamp on the case file so that it reads "SOLVED" instead] 

  Dangeresque : That was genius! Almost as good as that time I turned that 00% on that algebra test into 1000%.

• Dangeresque : [throwing up into a paper bag]  I'll just, uh, send this to the "boys" down at the, um, "lab".

• Dangeresque : [looking out the window]  Let's see what degree murders I can witness today.

  [he sees Strong Sad in an apartment across the way] 

  Dangeresque : Whoa, look at that shlump! That guy's just a victim waiting to happen.

• [Dangeresque and Renaldo leave in the Dangcaresque, but it breaks down; Dangeresque looks under the hood to see what's wrong] 

  Dangeresque : Holy crap! It's a bomb!

  Renaldo : [panicked]  A BAERMB! We're done for! I always knew I was gonna die on the terlet!

  Dangeresque : Uh, you're sitting in my car.

  Renaldo : Oh, right. Of course. Uh, nevermind.

• Dangeresque : I should have known you were behind all this, Perducci! Lemme guess, YOU reminded The Chief about that unsolved case...

  Perducci : Yep!

  Dangeresque : So I'd be distracted and you could plant that bomb in my car...

  Perducci : S'right.

  Dangeresque : But you know I'd defuse it in time and it would lead me right here.

  Perducci : True that.

  Dangeresque : But WHY?

  Perducci : So I could HIRE YOU!

  Dangeresque : WHAAAT?

  Perducci : I got an anonymous tip that tonight there will be 4 consecutive attempts on my life. And nobody has thought about more ways to kill me than YOU!

  Dangeresque : Hey, that's what it says on my business cards!

  Perducci : You're gonna make sure these assassins aren't successful.

  Dangeresque : And if I just let them succeed?

  Perducci : Then Killingyouguy is gonna practice his namesake on ya's!

  Dangeresque : Mmmmmmm... GULP!

  Perducci : Do a security sweep of the place and gimme the ALL CLEAR once it's safe.