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3/10
Appears to have been written by children!
collectorofsorts23 May 2021
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First 3 minutes: Fleeing bandits drop a couple sticks of dynamite onto the top of a massive bridge and it collapses. Impossible. At least do the most basic of research so it's at least somewhat believable. Next: 3 Cartel Goons have a MILFy woman in the desert and prepare to rape her. While on the ground and not even fighting back, she gets one of these trained men's guns and shoots all 3 (in a slow manner) before they can react. Keep in mind that they have plenty of time to react. But, they just stand there watching and waiting for her to shoot them. Lot's of 3's in this movie. I'll stop at the 3 Minute Review Mark because it doesn't get much better.
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3/10
Sometimes you just got to kill everybody
nogodnomasters6 June 2021
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Some treasure hunters go to the abandoned town of Paradise, Mexico hunting for stolen gold coins. AJ Parker (Michelle Manhart) who is wanted by the cartels is part of the group.

The film has poor sound quality and appears they wanted to make it look like an old grindhouse, but only went halfway on the idea. Michelle Manhart is the sell point of the film which features bad acting and a boring plot.

Guide: No swearing. Brief partial nudity. No sex.
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1/10
Circus and Clowns...
akrep-318723 June 2021
I didn't want to comment on this so-called movie. But if I don't write, those who will watch it will be a waste of time. Nowadays, everyone has become a director and actor. The movie industry has turned into a circus. What a pity.
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8/10
Should I write this review or will I get killed?
OneSentenceReview20 May 2021
(...or why are there no other reviews yet?) well since I dont live south of the mexican border I dare to post this...

Watched it for the gold (and the fit Milf, turns out there's also a young-again good looking Brad Pittish Dude for the Ladies watching)

Cute acting, somewhere inbetween comedy or improv theater western, either way fine and entertainingly watchable!

Bet they had good a time and a lot of fun shooting this, at locations Arizona and Tombstone Nevada!
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6/10
Film Grain?
jettgsreynolds24 May 2021
Interesting story. Not a fan of the "old film noise/grain" effect. It just doesn't make sense or matches with the pictures.
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