Me and My Mates vs. The Zombie Apocalypse (2015)

Alex Williamson: Darryl

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Quotes 

• Darryl : Can't you just rape me for a bit?

  Roy : Darryl, rape, by its very definition, cannot be requested!

• Darryl : Hey Roy, because I saved your life earlier, I was wondering if you'd put me on the cricket team next year?

  Roy : Are you fucking kidding me? No one's getting on that team unless somebody dies first.

  Darryl : So, just one person's gotta die?

  [cocks shotgun, smiles] 

  Darryl : Easy, I thought I was gonna have to go to training or something!

  [off Roy's look] 

  Darryl : What, you should've seen the 6's I was hitting with Joel before!

  Joel : Are you out of your skull, Darryl? You have the coordination of a stillborn giraffe!

• Emma : Darryl, what's your plan?

  Darryl : What do you mean, like, career plans? I think I'm gonna be a judge.

• Roy : They made it! They're in the rover!

  Darryl : Yes! Hopefully no one else has to die. Especially not me!