Tag (I) (2018)
Ed Helms: Hogan 'Hoagie' Malloy
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Quotes
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Randy : [to Jerry] Yeah, you're really good at tag.
Hoagie : Yes, but you've kind of missed the point. I mean, it's not about trying to get away from each other. It's actually about having a reason to be around each other. You know?
Jerry : [Quietly] Yeah.
Hoagie : I mean, Ben Franklin said it best. Am I right? "We don't stop playing because we grow old."
Hoagie , Randy , Callahan , Anna Malloy : "We grow old because we stop playing.""
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Hoagie : We lose! He beat us! The game is over!
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Jerry : Mr. Stubbles has something to say. What was that?
[pretends to listen to stuffed bear]
Jerry : He says his skin's very dry and needs to be moisturized.
[squirts lotion onto his hands]
Hoagie : Jerry, put down Mr. Snuggles, so help me God.
Rebecca Crosby : What's happening here?
Randy : I think he's about to masturbate in Hoagie's childhood bedroom.
Callahan : Oh no.
Sable : It's the ultimate act of dominance.
Jerry : I'm gonna stay here until you come. Unless I come first.
Randy : You sly dog.
[everyone bolts for the door]