- Knave of Hearts: Nazim! Pleasure to see you again.
- Nazim: Don't "pleasure" me.
- Knave of Hearts: I wouldn't dream of it.
- Knave of Hearts: I think now might be a good time to use one of those wishes.
- Alice: There has to be another way out of this.
- Knave of Hearts: The only way out seems to be through his digestive tract.
- Alice: [Reading the Knave's "Wanted" poster] "For theft, fraud, posturing, in-posturing, gambling, disturbing the peace, and... public nudity"?
- Knave of Hearts: In my defense, I was tied to a tree and stripped of my clothes, so that one wasn't really my fault.