How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Something New (2013)
Jason Segel: Marshall Eriksen
Quotes
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Marshall Eriksen : Do I have to be in New York for this?
Rand : Yes.
Marshall Eriksen : I can't telecommute?
Rand : No.
Marshall Eriksen : I couldn't be the crazy speaker phone judge?
Rand : No.
Marshall Eriksen : Could I be a hologram?
Rand : No.
Marshall Eriksen : An animatronic robot like Abe Lincoln from the Hall of Presidents that I control from afar with a joystick?
Rand : No.
Marshall Eriksen : Do you remember the giant Jor-El head from Superman?
Rand : Yes!
Marshall Eriksen : Well... what if I...
Rand : No.
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Marshall Eriksen : Can I maybe start a year from Tuesday?
Rand : No.
Marshall Eriksen : Gotta be a week from Tuesday?
Rand : Yes.
Marshall Eriksen : And I would be a real judge.
Rand : Yes.
Marshall Eriksen : With a robe?
Rand : Yes.
Marshall Eriksen : Gavel?
Rand : Yes.
Marshall Eriksen : Wacky Southern accent?
Rand : No.
Marshall Eriksen : [In Southern accent] Now, councilman, are you absolutely sure...
Rand : Yes.
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Marshall Eriksen : Is there any way that I could do this and also spend the next year of my life in Italy with my wife?
Rand : No.
Marshall Eriksen : This is such a big decision. I'm not good at big decisions.
Rand : Are you sure you wanna be a judge?
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Lily Aldrin : You didn't tell your mom about Rome?
Marshall Eriksen : It didn't feel right! This isn't an over-the-phone news, this is face-to-face news! I was gonna tell her when we see her in Christmas!
Lily Aldrin : You were gonna wait and tell her after we've been living there for six months? That... was a great plan! Dammit!
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Marcus : You still haven't told her
Marshall Eriksen : No. This is face-to-face news.
Marcus : Good luck with that, your Honour.
