- Stede Bonnet: I'm sure you didn't apologize for anything when you were Captain.
- Edward Teach: Oh, fuck no. Apologizing? Nah, didn't apologize for jack shit.
- Izzy Hands: I think you're amazing... fascinating.
- Stede Bonnet: Go on.
- Izzy Hands: I've never met anyone with such a total lack of skills.
- Stede Bonnet: Oh.
- Stede Bonnet: zzy... you don't believe in curses, do you?
- Izzy Hands: Me? No, of course not. But the crew do. I've seen an entire command gouge their eyes out on account of one.
- Stede Bonnet: Sounds to me like syphilis.
- Stede Bonnet: I had a whole suit, but it was cursed. Long story, but I kept the shirt.
- Edward Teach: That wasn't a long story at all.