- Stede Bonnet: You can't blame me for not telling you about Mary.
- Edward Teach: Yes, I can. I'm blaming you right now. I'm blaming the fuck outta you.
- Mary Read: You are so... fucking hot right now.
- Anne Bonny: I know.
- Edward Teach: Yeah. Your house is on fire!
- Buttons: But there is a cruel limit to the passion I can share with Her Majesty in this current form.
- Edward Teach: No offense, man, but, uh, I just need you to not be weird right now.