Major Crimes (TV Series)
I, Witness (2013)
Tony Denison: Andy Flynn
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Quotes
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Shampagne : Now, before anything else, you have to swear that you are not police or else this is enchantment.
Lt. Andy Flynn : "Enchantment?"
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Lloyd Gibbs : A friend was with me last night.
Lt. Andy Flynn : [shouts] I told you not to call anybody!
Lloyd Gibbs : It wasn't just anybody! This is the most amazing woman in the world, I've known her since we were kids, we've dated off and on since high school, and you can believe her when she says I didn't kill anyone because she is honest, dependable, and absolutely not a prostitute.
Lt. Andy Flynn : "Not a prostitute?"
Lt. Louie Provenza : What is her name?
Lloyd Gibbs : Her name is Shampagne - with an S - and she has a website.
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Shampagne : Oh, no. Is he okay?
Lt. Andy Flynn : Oh, he's about thirty seconds from being charged with murder, but other than that, yeah, he's great.
Shampagne : Will you give him my best? Oh, and tell him that I've got the "free moustache rides" sweatshirt that he left in my car.
Lt. Louie Provenza : You know what? I've got a better idea. Why don't you come with us and you can tell him yourself?
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Lt. Louie Provenza : Flynn, be careful. Your blood pressure!
Lt. Andy Flynn : What? What the...? You just told the entire world that I have high blood pressure. Now everyone knows.
Lt. Louie Provenza : They didn't hear me. Nobody heard me, did they?
Lt. Mike Tao : I heard you.
Detective Julio Sanchez : You said "high blood pressure."
Detective Amy Sykes : Explains a lot. I mean, not everything, but a lot.
Lt. Andy Flynn : You see? What did I ask you?
Lt. Louie Provenza : Just take it easy. Yank on your ear lobe or something.
Lt. Andy Flynn : Don't tell me to take it easy, okay? I asked you to do one simple thing. Not tell anybody about my blood pressure! What do you do? You tell the world.
Lt. Louie Provenza : It just slipped out!
Lt. Andy Flynn : Oh, really?
Lt. Louie Provenza : Really!
Lt. Andy Flynn : Really?
Lt. Louie Provenza : Really!
Lt. Andy Flynn : Really?
[falls down]
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Lt. Louie Provenza : Come on, what gives?
Lt. Andy Flynn : All right, look, four weeks back, I fainted.
Lt. Louie Provenza : Fainted? Why?
Lt. Andy Flynn : I was at my ex-wife's house, sharing my reasonable opinions about all the money Nicole's wedding is costing.
Lt. Louie Provenza : [Stammers] I-I didn't know your daughter was getting married. Well, congrats.
Lt. Andy Flynn : Yeah, thanks.
Lt. Andy Flynn : All right, anyway, one minute, I'm arguing with my ex-wife, and the next minute, I wake up in an ambulance with some guy asking me who the president is. Oh, and by the way, unless you want the full work-up, don't say Jimmy Carter.