Rizzoli & Isles (TV Series)
All for One (2013)
Sasha Alexander: Maura Isles
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Quotes
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Jane Rizzoli : [Out running, apparently has an ankle problem] Ow, ow, ow, ow!
Maura Isles : Okay, why won't you just let me call for help?
Jane Rizzoli : Because you will call 911, and they will send a fire engine and a surgical team for a sprained ankle. Just... just help me up.
Maura Isles : Okay.
Jane Rizzoli : [Gets up with the Maura's help] Okay, okay, okay, thank you
[screams in pain when she tries to stand on her foot]
Jane Rizzoli : . No, no, no
[and sits down on a car hub]
Jane Rizzoli : . Okay, that's better.
Maura Isles : Give me your keys, and let me drive you to the hospital.
Jane Rizzoli : No, Maura, I'm fine.
Maura Isles : "Fine" is an adverb. It means "pleasing" or "very well". So, you're very well?
Jane Rizzoli : Yeah
[Maura starts poking Jane's ankle]
Jane Rizzoli : . OW! Stop it!
Maura Isles : I just want to examine it.
Jane Rizzoli : Do Not Touch My Ankle!
Maura Isles : You let me look at it, or I speed dial 911.
Jane Rizzoli : I hate you.
Maura Isles : You don't hate me; you hate being vulnerable. Does this hurt?
Jane Rizzoli : Yeah, ow!
Maura Isles : Okay, what about this?
Jane Rizzoli : Just please stop touching it!
Maura Isles : I suspect you have a partial tear in your anterior talofibular ligament.
Jane Rizzoli : Otherwise known as a sprained ankle.
Maura Isles : You have to go see a doctor.
Jane Rizzoli : I just did. Bill my insurance.
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Maura Isles : No break in the fibula or tibia.
Jane Rizzoli : So, I'm fine.
Maura Isles : [Seeing Suzie walk in] Oh look! Senior criminalist Chang went to the store and bought you a new shoe.
Susie Chang : Size 9, right?
Jane Rizzoli : No! No way!
Maura Isles : Yes! Yes way! Suzie, can you please hold down detective Rizzoi, so I can put the protective boot on her?
Susie Chang : [very reluctant] Eh, Oh... Okay.
Jane Rizzoli : Give me that! I will do it myself.
[Grabs the shoe and starts putting it on]
Jane Rizzoli : No! It hurts, it hurts, it hurts!
Maura Isles : All right, distract yourself.
Jane Rizzoli : Okay. Um, you think the army reads all the email that I send Casey?
Maura Isles : Well, of course. The defensive advance research project agency has algorithms that analyze everything.
Jane Rizzoli : Well, that's just wrong.
Maura Isles : Why? What kind of emails are you writing?
Jane Rizzoli : Mushy stuff.
Maura Isles : Well, I think the government is looking for traitors and terrorists, not to make fun of you or your mushy emails to your boyfriend.
Jane Rizzoli : He's not my boyfriend; he's my long distance lover.
Maura Isles : Six thousand five hundred miles, that's... that's a lot of distance.
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Vince Korsak : Uh oh! What did you do?
Jane Rizzoli : What? I thought it looked cool. Maura said a big boot is the new black.
Maura Isles : Well, I think she tore her ligament.
Jane Rizzoli : Stop saying that!
Vince Korsak : How did you do it?
Jane Rizzoli : Wrestling bulls
[Korsak does not buy this]
Jane Rizzoli : . No, I was chasing a bad guy
[Korsak still doesn't believe it]
Jane Rizzoli : . I tripped while jogging.
Vince Korsak : I'll tell anybody who asks you were sword fighting.