- Shelby (segment "Baby Teeth"): Where's my freaking Jell-O? What, what are you grinding up the horse hooves from scratch?
- Dawn (segment "George Romero in 3D"): Hey, I'm halfway through clearing out the cellar. Who knew roaches came in so many shapes and sizes?
- George Romero (segment "George Romero in 3D"): I have about a hundred questions. First, how did I get here? Second... that's all I got.
- George Romero (segment "George Romero in 3D"): Also, I'm not exactly known for my uplifting endings.