The Almighty Johnsons (TV Series)

Playing God (2013)

Emmett Skilton: Axl Johnson

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• Axl Johnson : Why is it all of a sudden Michele's stick? My mum sent my brother to go and get it. If anything, it's more my stick than it is her stick.

  Ingrid : Yeah, well, you try telling Michele that.

  Zeb : True. She'll cut your nuts off and then not heal you afterwards, 'cause she's evil like that.

• Axl Johnson : You're lucky you're my brother's girlfriend or I'd just smite you - or I just wouldn't give you this free pizza.

• Ingrid : When you're searching for a Frigg, you end up kissing a lot of frogs.

  Axl Johnson : Unless there's a way to shortcut around the frogs. Showtime, Ingrid.

• Axl Johnson : You are not him.

  Mike Johnson : Who?

  Axl Johnson : Odin. I know you think you are, Mike. I've seen inside your head, but you are not him. I am - and if you want to come after me, I'm ready.