- Felix Dawkins: I smell lesbians in my bed last night.
- Cosima Niehaus: Look, I'm not going to apologize for my heart, okay?
- Felix Dawkins: What is with the balls of your thumbs? They're so bouncy.
- Alison Hendrix: Felix, are you high?
- Felix Dawkins: Well, I didn't know there was gonna be a huge emergency, did I?
- Sarah Manning: Hey. Can I borrow your phone?
- Game Boy: Can I touch your boob?
- Sarah Manning: [takes the phone and slaps the back of his head] Cheeky.
- Alison Hendrix: Sarah can't Just go around shooting people with my guns, they're registered to me. I'm trying to get my family life back in order. I'm not drinking anymore, no more Little helpers. I'm doing a musical.
- Felix Dawkins: Oh, my God, not "Cats"?
- Cosima Niehaus: Sarah, what are you going to do? Walk into the Dyad with a gun and just start shooting people? I mean...
- Sarah Manning: Yeah.
- Alison Hendrix: And we will sing, sing, sing away the hours. Shout 'til our throats are sore. And we will raise our voices to the heavens. God himself will hear our mighty roar. And we will wipe, wipe, wipe away the plasma. Scrub off every stain. Since I cannot control my asthma, I'll stand by to entertain.
- Delphine Cormier: You're Sarah.
- Sarah Manning: Yeah, nice to meet you, too.
- Delphine Cormier: Does Cosima know you're doing this?
- Sarah Manning: Depends if I get caught.
- Detective Art Bell: Alison Hendrix is in a musical.
- Detective Angela Deangelis: What? What musical?
- Detective Art Bell: It ain't "Cats."
- Delphine Cormier: 324B21 is showing the same respiratory symptoms as the other two. Congratulations. I'm invested, which, I'm sure, is what you wanted.
- Damon: Are your eggs the domesticated type?
- Line Cook: How do you mean?
- Mark: I believe my friend is asking for free-range eggs, undomesticated.
- Line Cook: No free-range, no free-run. Just normal eggs.
- Damon: Then they're not normal. Your chickens have been interfered with.
- Line Cook: They're not my chickens. They're just my eggs.