Sam & Cat (TV Series)
#MommaGoomer (2013)
Ariana Grande: Cat Valentine
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Quotes
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Sam Puckett : That's alright, we got this for ya.
Cat Valentine : Yep, just trust Valentine and Puckell!
Sam Puckett : It's Puckett.
Cat Valentine : You told me it was Puckell!
Sam Puckett : I said Puckett. I always say Puckett.
Goomer : I thought it was Pickle.
Sam Puckett : Who would name me 'Sam Pickle'?
Cat Valentine : Mr. and Mrs. Pickle!
Sam Puckett : Bye!
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Dice : Sam! I got a big problem!
Sam Puckett : Cat, I got a big problem.
Cat Valentine : What?
Sam Puckett : Dice has a big problem and I don't wanna hear about it.
Cat Valentine : Oh, Sam, you're so funny and insensitive.
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Cat Valentine : I went to camp with a girl named Louise. She pooped in the lake. She tried to blame it on a fish, but I knew.
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Sam Puckett : [to Goomer] Uh, what do we call your mom?
Sam Puckett : Oh, yeah, what's her last name?
Goomer : Same as mine. Merr. So just call her Ms. Merr.
Sam Puckett : Wait, your last name is Merr?
Goomer : Yeah. My Daddy was French, so my first name is Gieux. And my last name is Merr. See? Gieux Merr.
Sam Puckett : Gieux?
Cat Valentine : Merr. Like what those three wise guys brought baby Jesus.
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Cat Valentine : [to Goomer when he's with his mother] And who's this pretty lady you're sitting with?
Sam Puckett : Did you meet her on Scrumptious ladies.com?
Goomer : That's just sick.
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Dice : We gotta think of some way to fix this.
Sam Puckett : Some things never get fixed.
Cat Valentine : Like my brother's itches.
Dice : Everything can be fixed! You guys watch TV. All problems can be solved in a half-hour.
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Erwin Sikowitz : Now what's all the hissy-fuss?
Sam Puckett : You don't have a class in here after lunch, do you?
Erwin Sikowitz : Why?
Sam Puckett : We need to use this classroom.
Erwin Sikowitz : You strike me as pushy.
Cat Valentine : She can be pushy.
Sam Puckett : I can also be punchy and kicky.
Cat Valentine : Can we please use your classroom after lunch?
Erwin Sikowitz : For what?
Sam Puckett : Charity.
Erwin Sikowitz : What charity?
Sam Puckett : Uh...
Cat Valentine : The Salvation Goomers.
Sam Puckett : Yes, them.
Erwin Sikowitz : What does this charity do?
Sam Puckett : They help teachers grow hair.
Erwin Sikowitz : My classroom is yours.
[Sikowitz exits the classroom]