Superfast! (2015)
Daniel Booko: Curtis
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Quotes
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Officer Lucas White : I wanna race. And I got the pink slip to my car that says I can take all of you.
Curtis : You think you can just stroll up and race Vince Serento!
Vin Serento : What are you drivin'?
Officer Lucas White : A car. With unicorns
[Surprised reaction from crowd]
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[Vin stops Curtis from pouring motor oil in Lucas' mouth]
Vin Serento : What are you doing? You're going to kill him.
[looks at label 'Sundae Syrup']
Vin Serento : You know how fattening this stuff is!
Curtis : He's a cop! I saw him snooping around.
Officer Lucas White : I ain't no cop!
Curtis : You're wearing a wire!
[Curtis pulls up Lucas' shirt to reveal a tape recorder and a microphone underneath]
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Curtis : Popo! Roll out!
Officer Lucas White : Popo?
Officer Lucas White : You know? Five 'O? Pigs, bacon, barney, the heat, the law, the fuzz, the man?
Officer Lucas White : No.
Curtis : The boys in blue. The thin blue line. Johnny law, smokey, gunshoot, flatfoot. Come on man. Haven't you ever seen an episode of CSI or NCIS or Illinois SBU?
Officer Lucas White : Are they on Netflix?
Curtis : I'm out of here.
[the cops arrive]
Officer Lucas White : Damn, it's the cops! Thanks for the heads up bro.