The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Deception Verification (2013)
Johnny Galecki: Leonard Hofstadter
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Quotes
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Leonard Hofstadter : So, am I driving you to work or are you still mad at me?
Sheldon Cooper : I'd like a ride. Assuming you actually do take me to work.
Leonard Hofstadter : Where do you think I would take you?
Sheldon Cooper : Who knows? You said you'd be home yesterday, but came home three days ago. You say you're taking me to work, but for all I know I'll end up in a deserted amusement park, or a cornfield maze or a back alley dog fight. You tell me.
Sheldon Cooper : I'm going to work. You can come if you want.
Sheldon Cooper : OK. By the way you have something on your shirt.
Leonard Hofstadter : No, I don't.
Sheldon Cooper : Hurts, doesn't it? You know, I find myself wondering if anything you every told me is true.
Leonard Hofstadter : I didn't make it back. The ship sank. I'm in hell.
Sheldon Cooper : You say you're from New Jersey, but how can I believe you.
Leonard Hofstadter : Why would anybody claim to be from New Jersey, if they weren't?
Sheldon Cooper : All right, I'll give you that one.
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[last lines]
Sheldon Cooper : And then Leonard took me to the barber and the dentist. and then to cap off the perfect day the Las Angeles Bureau of Weights and Measures.
Leonard Hofstadter : I thought the Measures were going to be the stars of the show; turns out it was the Weights.
Penny : I'm so glad you guys are friends again.
Sheldon Cooper : Eh, I'm glad you and I are friends again too.
Penny : Aw.
Sheldon Cooper : Which reminds me, this came in the mail, and I want you to have it.
[he hands her a coupon]
Penny : [reads] "Fifty cents off Vagisil."
Sheldon Cooper : Think of me when you apply it.
Raj Koothrappali : Can I just say: I've missed all of us hanging out together.
Sheldon Cooper , Bernadette Rostenkowski , Howard Wolowitz , Amy Farrah Fowler : Yeah.
Penny : Me too
Leonard Hofstadter : Um, since when can Koothrappali talk in front of the girls without a beer?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Oh, that happened right after you left.
Leonard Hofstadter : And no-one told me?
Howard Wolowitz : [starting to weep] Can't believe we forgot to tell him.
Penny : Ahem!
[hands Howard the coupon]
Penny : Think of Sheldon when you apply it.
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Sheldon Cooper : Hello, Raj. Howard. Judas.
Leonard Hofstadter : You know what? You're a crazy person.
Sheldon Cooper : A crazy person with a long memory and, if all goes according to plan, my own robot army. Or a mutant army. We'll see how my genetics research goes.