- Sgt. Damien Scott: [Pirogova and Scott are being handcuffed together] You don't want to do that. We really don't get along.
- Major Nina Pirogova: [in Russian] The American thinks he's funny.
- Sgt. Damien Scott: What did you say?
- Major Nina Pirogova: That you only have one testicle.
- Sgt. Damien Scott: It's all for you.