- [Liv dresses up for a date with her boyfriend]
- Liv Rooney: Okay, what do you guys think? Is Miller going to like this? Does this outfit say, Fantasta-licious with a touch of "Bling-a-ding-ding?"
- Maddie Rooney: I stopped having an opinion like, twelve "Bling-a-ding-dings" ago.
- [Liv is distraught and angry over her boyfriend's text breakup]
- Liv Rooney: He used ocean body spray.
- [sighs]
- Liv Rooney: He always smelled like the beach. I love the beach.
- [sudden rage]
- Liv Rooney: He ruined THE BEACH!
- [Liv dramatically describes one of her movies]
- Liv Rooney: We open on a deserted bank. A grungy street kid zooms by on a skateboard. She's pretty, but doesn't know it.
- Maddie Rooney: Oh, I'm pretty sure she knows it.