In her opening monologue, host
Chelsea Handler laments the lack of manly men hitting the Vegas stage like the olden days, and what she now uses to replace that void. Chelsea and her round table panelists
John Caparulo,
Liz Carey and
Greg Fitzsimmons discuss
Charlie Sheen wanting to fire many of the people associated with his show
Anger Management (2012), Sheen revealing a text exchange between himself and
Farrah Laurel Abraham,
One Direction denying rumors that they were performing drunk on their recent US tour, the trend of women taking nude group photos at boudoir parties, the new sex craze in Japan where one licks their lover's eyeballs, and a woman accidentally giving a Turkish customs agent a fake passport with a photo of a pink unicorn which the agent stamped and approved for clearance. And Chelsea chats with guest
Heather Locklear about her new recurring role on
Franklin & Bash (2011), the large number of TV shows where's she's been brought in to boost ratings, how she keeps in shape and looking young, having a few relationships into the engagement stage that never resulted in marriage, her daughter getting into the business, and her one date with
Tom Cruise.
—Huggo