Brett's just another lonely college boy, but sees Anita and instantly falls in love. Unfortunately, Anita only dates Asian guys. So, he sets out on a musical (and politically incorrect) journey to become more Asian and win Anita's heart.
One day, Brett laments his loneliness after class, but then sees Anita Mann and instantly falls for her. But there's just one issue: Anita only dates Asian guys. Brett sets out to quickly find the nearest stereotypical Asian group of college friends with only one goal in mind: to become more Asian and win Anita's heart. Oh yeah, and it's a musical too.