- Wade hires a stretch limousine in an effort to win back his estranged wife Marion. Stuart seizes the opportunity to travel around LA in limo style, with Wade and Kives in tow, and picks up three very interested lady tourists. When Stuart learns that Jessica's actress/model friends are hanging out in his place watching art films, he decides to forgo a sure thing in favor of a night on the town with hotter prospects.—Anonymous
- Jessica is directing a scene of her web series in Wade's borrowed living room, which is full of actors, a filming crew, and friends as extras, including Stuart, who keeps breaking character by laughing.
When the scene is over and the cast and crew have left, Marian, Wade's wife, has returned and is unhappy that people are still there. She and Wade get into a serious discussion about their marital and personal issues, while Jessica and Stuart try to leave the room inconspicuously without success. Wade tells Marion that he has surprised her and rented a limo so that they could have a romantic night together, but Marion says not only does she not want to go out with him that night, she wants to not see him for a full month.
Stuart realizes they can use the limousine since it's already been paid for, and he's excited, as he is convinced that a limousine will impress everyone who sees it. He makes plans to use it with Wade that night to pick up women.
Meanwhile, Jessica is preparing for a ladies' night at Stuart's house, hoping to have a sophisticated salon-type night.
Stuart explains to Wade why he's so enamored with a limousine, because it's a part of his fantasy where he returns to his hometown in England and impresses everyone who used to tease him as a boy. While he, Wade, and Kives are leaving the house in the limousine, they run into the friends Jessica has invited over. They invite the women to join them and are politely rejected.
Stuart is sure the limo is going to open doors, even at the trendy club The Ambassador Room. The bouncer/hostess (Stephanie Beatriz) doesn't allow Stuart in, nor does the club manager. Worse, the limo can't turn around and blocks up traffic, bringing the embarrassment to a new level. They drive around and try to pick up women, eventually succeeding with three women, teachers who are tourists from St. Louis.
Jessica's salon night is not going as she hoped. Her friends aren't interested in a discussion of politics, Russian film, or philosophy, and instead talk about shampoo and a Gwyneth Paltrow cleanse. Eventually, Jessica's friends tell her they would rather go out to a club. Jessica is disappointed but calls Stuart because she knows he has the limo.
The limo picks up Jessica and her friends and heads toward the Ambassador Room with Stuard, Wade, Kives, the three teachers, Jessica, and Jessica's three friends. From then on Stuart ignores the St. Louis girls and focuses on Jessica's friends who are model-actresses. The tourists are not pleased and one tells Stuart to Jeff off. The women end up all going home with Kives.
Stuart is now alone in the limo and gazes at a billboard with a blonde model on it. Jessica, bored at the club, calls for a ride, and Stuart picks her up. They sit in the limo, snacking, not talking about their disappointing night.
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