- Red Hulk: No green tagalongs or slimy snot-ridden booger dolt is gonna detain General Thunderbolt Ross, no siree!
- A-Bomb: That's kinda impressive on a superhero resume: fought giant teeth the size of the Stark tower.
- J. Jonah Jameson: Spider-Man's plot has failed. The planetoid has missed the Earth. Ah, guess we can thank chance for this one.