The Christmas Chronicles (2018)
Kurt Russell: Santa Claus
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Quotes
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Teddy : Can't you just wave your hand, and like, Jedi mindtrick the cops?
Santa Claus : I'm Santa Claus, Teddy, not Yoda.
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Santa Claus : Trading in eight reindeer for 400 horses!
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Santa Claus : My hat! My hat's gone!
Kate : Do you want mine?
Santa Claus : Oh, that won't help. Your hat's not magic.
Kate : Magic?
Santa Claus : Well, how d'ya think I can turn into coal dust and leap from rooftop to rooftop?
Kate : Pilates?
Santa Claus : My hat!
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[last lines]
Mrs. Claus : Do you wanna watch a movie? It's a Wonderful Life? White Christmas? The Grinch!
Santa Claus : Well, actually... I had something else in mind.
[pulls out the camcorder tape from the evening]
Santa Claus : Something really cool.
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Mrs. Claus : The whole village is buzzing. Something about a car chase and a jailbreak?
Santa Claus : Oh, you know, the elves exaggerate. They get excited at the drop of a hat.
Mrs. Claus : Especially when it's yours.
