In her opening monologue, host
Chelsea Handler, with help from her most ignorant staff member, talks about why Americans celebrate Independence Day. Chelsea and her round table panelists
Chris Franjola,
Jen Kirkman and
Brody Stevens discuss Jen getting an apartment next to Chris' which the staff believes means they're dating, TLC hosting a watch and sniff event to launch the second season of
Here Comes Honey Boo Boo (2012), a small penis contest in Brooklyn, and a Cosmo article on the best places to have sex outside. And Chelsea chats with guest
Stephen Moyer about his show
True Blood (2008) and having directed the season premier, both attending
Elton John's AIDS fund-raiser, and having gotten married to his co-star
Anna Paquin and having had twins.
—Huggo