- Brandon North: Can I just sleep here for one night?
- Captain Sharon Raydor: Why do you wanna do that, Brandon?
- Brandon North: I'm so tired. I'm... I'm tired. You know, Carlo and me were gonna be friends. That was a big goal of mine, especially after I got cut from the show.
- Captain Sharon Raydor: Brandon, Carlo is right here, and he would really love to meet you. And he is standing by. Look.
- Brandon North: Hi, Carlo.
- Captain Sharon Raydor: If you wanna come out and meet him in person, all you have to do, Brandon, all you have to do is put your gun down and come slowly out onto the porch with your arms raised.
- Brandon North: Oh, I don't have a gun. I don't even like guns.
- Captain Sharon Raydor: Oh, well that's... that's good. Brandon, what's going on? Hello? Brandon?
- Brandon North: Tell Carlo I'm sorry I broke his chair, okay? I have a funny temper sometimes. I'm just passionate about what I want, I guess.
- [starts laughing]
- Brandon North: But you know what? You have to be passionate to be famous in Hollywood, right?
- Captain Sharon Raydor: Yes, that is right. And if you really wanna meet Carlo, Brandon, all you gotta do... is come on out.
- Brandon North: Tell Carlo... I expect we'll end up in the same place. Goodbye.
- Captain Sharon Raydor: No, Brandon, don't hang up! No! No!
- [gunshot]
- Detective Amy Sykes: When the victim, Joe Fox, missed a Skype conference with the East Coast this morning, his business partner came over and found the body tortured with bleach, mutilated, and shut up in the bathroom down the hall.
- D.D.A. Emma Rios: Really? 'Cause it smells like it's here, in the room.
- Detective Amy Sykes: Air conditioning was left on. Circulates the odor. S'that gonna be a problem for you?
- D.D.A. Emma Rios: No. Just observing how horrible it smells in here. That's all.
- Lt. Louie Provenza: [clears throat] Rios, just sit here on the couch.
- Lt. Louie Provenza: [walking to the living room] Sykes. Tao! Sanchez!
- [all look down at Rios sitting on the couch]
- D.D.A. Emma Rios: What? What happened?
- Detective Amy Sykes: Better stand up.
- D.D.A. Emma Rios: Why?
- Lt. Andy Flynn: Ah, sofa folds out.
- Lt. Louie Provenza: Ooh...
- Detective Amy Sykes: It explains the smell.
- Detective Amy Sykes: [to Rios] Do not scream.
- [Rios whimpers]
- Captain Sharon Raydor: [Rusty finds Raydor holding his stash of blackmail letters] Whatever happens next... know I love you.
- Julio Sanchez: Buzz, let me film the body.
- Buzz Watson: It's my job.
- Lt. Andy Flynn: Trust me. It's nothing you need to see.
- Lt. Louie Provenza: Killer made a snack after the murder?
- Mike Tao: [holding up a pizza box from the trash] Yeah, but this box was on the bottom of the pile. All this other stuff was on top.
- Lt. Louie Provenza: So he hangs out here all weekend with a dead body in the tub - eating?
- Lt. Louie Provenza: The Captain and DDA Rios are waiting for you in Chief Taylor's office
- Rusty Beck: What for?
- Lt. Louie Provenza: [sympathetically] You KNOW what for.