Our hero, Jacob, is the "head of security" for an abandoned, decrepit facility. He's the "head of security:; he is the ONLY security personnel on his shift. Wow. What an achievement. This facility was once the headquarters for an organization called Verbin Industries, or some such. Verbin Industries, in it's heyday, promised to develop a "superfood" that would solve the problem.of world hunger, but the company was plagued by a series of mysterious employee disappearances, and eventually closed down. These disappearances, according to Jacob were never solved, nor were they ever seriously investigated by the company, nor the civilian authorities. The company that employs Jacob eventually bought the abandoned building that Jacob patrols as the "head of security".
During his rounds, Jacob blathers on and on to the camera that he uses to record his story about how much he loves and misses his two sons. He also drones on about his research into Verbin Industries, and he plays basketball by himself in a dilapated gymnasum that has no basketball hoops. One day, during his rounds, Jacob finds a little wooden box that has these mysterious jelly-like capsules in it. These capsules resemble a cross between a cherry tomato and a shelled hard-boiled egg. Jacob has no idea what these things are, but he eats one anyway. Shortly thereafter, he becomes nauseous, and then he projectile vomits all over the place. He then begins to hallucinate and behave erratically.
After a while, Jacob recovers from this strange malady, and then he does what anyone else who'd just experienced what he had would do; he wolfs down another one of these objects from the box, which he comes to call "fruit". His second experience is worst than the first. He vomits all over the place, hallucinates even more vividly, and begins running head first into concrete walls. After recovering a second time, Jacob eats a third piece of "fruit"... and then a fourth... and then a fifth. He claims that he "really likes this fruit", even though the deleterious affects that the "fruit" has on him is cumulatively worse with each experience. He eventually starts babbling about having made a pact with Satan, and a short while after that, the movie ends.
If you want a movie that is a classic exercise in sheer inanity and stupidity, then this is the film for you. It's the third in an atrocious series of "The Last Five Days..." movies by Chuck Moffatt. I sincerely hope that it is the last, as each of these films is dumber and even more poorly conceived than the one before it.
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