Supernatural (TV Series)
Devil May Care (2013)
Jensen Ackles: Dean Winchester
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Quotes
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Dean Winchester : Check the 'net for anything angel-y.
Sam Winchester : Or demon-y.
Dean Winchester : Or monster-y. Or ghost-y.
[sigh]
Dean Winchester : It's going to be a busy year.
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Dean Winchester : [Sam and Dean walk into an abandoned town] What the Hell happened here?
Sam Winchester : Local chemical plant sprung a leak. Years ago. They evacuated three square blocks. Guess it's still contaminated.
Dean Winchester : Wait, so this whole place is poison?
Sam Winchester : Yeah.
[Dean moves his left hand in front of his crotch protectively]
Sam Winchester : That's not gonna help.
[Sam moves forward]
Dean Winchester : It doesn't hurt.
[Dean moves forward, keeping his hand in place]
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Sam Winchester : [seeing two demons in military meatsuits approaching] They're coming.
Dean Winchester : Good.
Sam Winchester : They've got assault rifles.
Dean Winchester : Okay less good.
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Dean Winchester : [Enters the MOL compound and is surprised by an arrow hitting the stair rail next to him] What the Hell?
Kevin Tran : Dean?
[hiding behind an overturned table with a compound bow in his hand]
Kevin Tran : You're alive!
Dean Winchester : Yeah, cuz you're a crappy shot! Katniss.
[removes the arrow and heads downstairs to meet Kevin]
Kevin Tran : Sorry. It's been a bad couple of days. I- I haven't slept... or eaten...
[whispering]
Kevin Tran : I'm pretty backed up.
Dean Winchester : Okay. Over share.
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Irv Franklin : Hell, weird's what we do. I remember this case up in Saskatoon, me and Bobby had this case of...
Dean Winchester : Werewolf Siamese twins!
Irv Franklin : He told you about that?
Dean Winchester : Every time he drank Labatts.
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Dean Winchester : Even with Crowley here, this is the safest place there is. And we need you man.
Kevin Tran : Because I'm useful.
Dean Winchester : Because you're *family*. After all the crap that we've been through, after all the good that we've done. Man, if you don't think that we would die for you, I don't know what to tell you. Because you, me, Sam and Cass - we are all we've got.
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Dean Winchester : [to Ezekiel] Look Zeke... I'm gonna call you Zeke...
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Dean Winchester : Fallen Angels.
Irv Franklin : Huh. That's a wrinkle.
Dean Winchester : Well, trust me, they're just monsters with good P.R.
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Sam Winchester : So, Crowley is alive?
Dean Winchester : Oh, yeah. He's the junk in my trunk.
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Dean Winchester : I got to tell you, between you and me, it is a horror show up there.
Abaddon : It can get worse. Trust me. 'Cause once I'm on top, I'll make you watch. And I'll use your body. Have you ever felt an infant's blood drip down your chin? Or listen to a girl scream as you rip her guts out? Because you will.
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Crowley : Hello. b---
[Dean punches him in the face]
Dean Winchester : Never get tired of doing that.
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Sam Winchester : You know this is a trap, right?
Dean Winchester : Yep.
Sam Winchester : And we're just gonna walk right into it?
Dean Winchester : Guns blazing. You with me?
Sam Winchester : You know it.
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Dean Winchester : For the record, Sam's not the only guy who thought he was doing right and watched it all go to crap. Okay? That's just part of being...
Tracy Bell : Being a hunter.
Dean Winchester : Being human. Look, you want to be pissed off at Sam, that's fine. I get it. But if you want to go after somebody, you make sure that they got black eyes.
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Sam Winchester : You killed three demons? Alone?
Dean Winchester : I took them by surprise. Got a little messy. I got a little lucky. Oh, and, uh... I'm awesome, so there's that.
Sam Winchester : [Looks around] Geez. Yeah. Whew. You are pretty damn awesome.
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Dean Winchester : Alright. We've gotta flank seal team douche in there, so uh, Irv, you and me will go left. Sam, you and Tracy go right.
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Sam Winchester : So, what, Cass is human?
Dean Winchester : Ish. I mean, he's got no Grace, no wings, no harp.
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Sam Winchester : What about Crowley? You, uh...
[mimes slicing throat]
Dean Winchester : I would have loved nothing better than to ice that limey bitch. But then I thought to myself, "what would Sam Winchester do?"
Sam Winchester : I'd have stabbed him in the brain.
Dean Winchester : Oh.
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Dean Winchester : [to Kevin, about Crowley] He will break, okay? And when he does, we'll hold him down while you knife him. Then we all go out for ice cream and strippers.
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Sam Winchester : This place reeks of sulfur.
Dean Winchester : Between the stink, with the freak thunderstorms, and every cow dead within three miles, I'll take demons for $1,000, Alex.
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Kevin Tran : I thought the world was ending.
Dean Winchester : Close. The Angels fell.
Kevin Tran : What does that mean?
Dean Winchester : Nothing good.
[Looks at Kevin's crossbow]
Dean Winchester : Listen, next time the world's ending, grab a gun.
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Dean Winchester : This is on me. I was the one who talked Sam out of boarding up hell. Okay? So every demon deal, every -- every kill that they make, well, you're looking at the person who let it happen.
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Sam Winchester : So, you ready for it?
Dean Winchester : Hmm?
Sam Winchester : The fallen angels? Abaddon? Cas, losing his halo, Crowley in our basement?
Dean Winchester : Crap. We're living in a freaking sitcom.
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Dean Winchester : This is nuts. I mean, you're Sam, but you're not Sam, and normally he's the one I'm talking to about all this stuff. I'm trusting you, Zeke. I just got to hope that you're one of the good guys.
Ezekiel : I am.
[pause]
Ezekiel : But I suppose that is what a bad guy would say.
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Dean Winchester : I'm not really with the whole, uh, love and... love.
Ezekiel : But it is why I said yes.
Dean Winchester : Yeah, and if that goes sideways, that's on me, too.
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Abaddon : I think that's what I like most about you Winchesters. You're so obedient. And suicidally stupid. I like that, too.
Dean Winchester : Are we gonna fight or make out? 'Cause I'm getting some real mixed signals here.
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Dean Winchester : Who worked you over?
Crowley : Martin Hayward and Brandon Favors.
Sam Winchester : They did this to you?
Crowley : No. They're demons. You asked for names, I'm giving you names. They're underperformers. Spike them, you're doing me a favor.