Spooksville (TV Series)
Phone Fear (2014)
Kirby Morrow: Coach MacGillis
Quotes
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Coach MacGillis : Good news, petunias. Instead of a regular, old boring field trip, you're about to have your lives permanently changed by "Survive and Thrive," the only outdoor motivational leadership program with stakes - and I'm not talkin' filet mignon, princesses. For the next seven days, you will push yourselves to the very limits of your endurance.
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Coach MacGillis : Listen up, tender feet. You overindulged, moisturized, lily-livered cowards don't know what tough is, but seven days in the wild will teach you. You follow my orders, you ask no questions, and you just might survive.
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Stanley 'Scaredy' Katzman : Um, sir? We have to wear the same clothes all week?
Coach MacGillis : You think I worried about that when I was in the Marine Corps?
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Coach MacGillis : Understand this, debutantes, the only thing we get to eat for the next six days is what we catch, so we're goin' down to the stream and I'm gonna to teach you all how to fish - grizzly style.
