- Clio: Okay, is this his leg bone or the Jumbee's leg bone?
- Dyson Thornwood: Doesn't matter. It's all going in the same place.
- Clio: Is this how your dates with Bo usually go? Digging up graves, and trying to save human lives?
- Dyson Thornwood: I'd be lying if I said this didn't have some semblance of nostalgia.
- Jumbee: You shouldn't be meddling in things that don't concern you!
- Bo Dennis: Clearly, you haven't been out in the world for a while, so let me get you up to speed.
- [Walks up to her]
- Bo Dennis: Hi, I'm Bo, the unaligned Succubus, how are you? A couple things about me: I like leather, having a good time, and in case you haven't noticed I *always* meddle in things that don't concern me.
- Julia Jenkins: Oh, you want to borrow my kitten heel fly boots? They are trés gorge and they might make this, um, homeless-persons- nighty-thing you're rockin' look like an actual fashion choice.
- Bo Dennis: You know how I know you're gonna be okay? Because you've got balls as big as my best friend.
- [Julia raises an eyebrow]
- Bo Dennis: Who is a girl.
- Massimo: There is something different about you. Evony. Did you dye your hair?
- Evony Fleurette Marquise: Yes. Thank you for noticing. The color is called Grow-My-Eyeball-Back- Or-You-Will-Be-Growing-Back -A-Ball-Of-Your-Own!
- Lauren Lewis: Um, sugar is with salt and pepper. Obviously. And, um, vinegar is with ketchup and other condiments. Oh! And no longer directly next to the baking soda. you can imagine my surprise when I saw that - - actually everybody's surprised if those two decide to mix it up and have a party.
- [Chuckles]
- Lauren Lewis: Carbonic acid is actually very unstable... kind of like this place... and Ronald.
- Massimo: You know, I've been thinking, maybe I should come back here. I could live here with you again.
- Evony Fleurette Marquise: Oh honey, but then where would I keep the dogs?
- Julia Jenkins: Are you okay? You kind of look like that girl from that video in health class giving gross birth.
- Evony Fleurette Marquise: You sing soprano in your church choir don't you?
- Cosmetics Salesperson: Alto.
- Evony Fleurette Marquise: Aw. Oh. My child
- [Melts her]
- Massimo: I see you still have a way with children.
- Evony Fleurette Marquise: Hazard of the profession, I suppose. When you've been in power as long as I have, everyone is your child. Like it or not, one day you just wake up and you're a mother.
- [Pats him menacingly]
- Evony Fleurette Marquise: And Druid. Don't disappoint me like 'Chanel Number Goo' did.
- Bo Dennis: Separate forever. That's what the Jumbee said. I know what we have to do! Before they were married, they were killed! They were buried separately! If we - -
- [Doubles over]
- Dyson Thornwood: If we what?
- Clio: Oh, oh, I know! If we bury them together then it will end the Jumbee's need for vengeance.
- [Dyson looks at her]
- Clio: Come on, you've been around for a thousand years, and you've never read a romance novel?
- Massimo: No phone calls, no letters. No correspondence of any kind. For five long years. And now all of a sudden, you can't live without me. What can I say? I'm touched.
- Evony Fleurette Marquise: If there's one thing that life has taught me, it's that I can definitely live without you. But, I agree. You are "touched".
- Clio: [after Dyson lets Lazy John lick his toes] Man! You must really love this girl.
- Dyson Thornwood: We shall never speak of this again.
- Bo Dennis: Were you on the train?
- Kathy: What train?
- Julia Jenkins: Mom "train" is obviously slang for heroin. I mean, just look at her.