Sam & Cat (TV Series)
#OscarTheOuch (2013)
Jennette McCurdy: Sam Puckett
Quotes
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Cat Valentine : Nona! Look! Sam and I came to see you.
Sam Puckett : I can't wait to leave.
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Sam Puckett : [to Cat about Oscar] You interrupted my nap to make me look at a kid slurping noodles?
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Cat Valentine : Oscar?
Oscar : Yes, ma'am?
Cat Valentine : Um, don't you want us to take you out for lunch?
Sam Puckett : No, no, no, no, no, no.
Cat Valentine : But...
Sam Puckett : His mom said we can't take him anywhere or do anything with him.
Cat Valentine : Since when do you do what anyone says?
Sam Puckett : Since it means I'm getting paid 10 bucks an hour for napping.
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Sam Puckett : [to Cat] It's almost dark. We are not taking the kid to play golf.
Cat Valentine : Can't we just go to one of those places where you hit the golf balls?
Sam Puckett : Dude...
Cat Valentine : What could go wrong?
Sam Puckett : What could go wrong? Remember when he tried to take a wazz and landed upside-down in our toilet?
Cat Valentine : That happens to me all the time.
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Mrs. Lurkin : [to Sam and Cat] What kind of babysitters are you?
Cat Valentine : Usually we do a pretty decent job.
Sam Puckett : Your kid's got some real problems.
Mrs. Lurkin : You think I don't know that? It's why I gave you specific rules which you just ignored.
Cat Valentine : We didn't just ignore your rules.
Sam Puckett : We thought about 'em, then we ignored 'em.
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Mrs. Lurkin : Come on, Oscar. I'm taking you away from these irresponsible girls right now.
Oscar : No!
Mrs. Lurkin : What?
Oscar : First, you apologize to Sam and Cat.
Mrs. Lurkin : Apologize? For what?
Oscar : For shouting at them after they gave me the best day of my life. Yeah, I got hurt. Real bad. But for the first time in my life, I had fun. I went to the bathroom alone. I saw gum in ball form. I felt hot cheese and I went to a place of golf.
Cat Valentine : We had fun with you too, Oscar.
Sam Puckett : Mmm, kinda.
Mrs. Lurkin : Oh, Oscar, what is your point?
Oscar : That living life, trying new things... it's worth getting a little hurt sometimes.
Cat Valentine : Yeah. Haven't you heard the 47 songs that say what doesn't kill you makes you stronger?