Sam & Cat (TV Series)

#OscarTheOuch (2013)

Rebekah Ward: Mrs. Lurkin

Quotes 

• Mrs. Lurkin : Oscar's my little boy and I don't think I could ever leave him with a babysitter.

  Cat Valentine : Why not?

  Mrs. Lurkin : He's very clumsy. He's just always getting hurt.

  Carl : He's an embarrassment to the whole family.

  Cat Valentine : Oh, he's accident prune?

  Mrs. Lurkin : You mean accident prone.

  Cat Valentine : Nah, I'm pretty sure it's prune.

  Carl : I like prunes.

  [silence] 

  Carl : I'll wander off.

• Mrs. Lurkin : [to Sam and Cat]  What kind of babysitters are you?

  Cat Valentine : Usually we do a pretty decent job.

  Sam Puckett : Your kid's got some real problems.

  Mrs. Lurkin : You think I don't know that? It's why I gave you specific rules which you just ignored.

  Cat Valentine : We didn't just ignore your rules.

  Sam Puckett : We thought about 'em, then we ignored 'em.

• Mrs. Lurkin : Come on, Oscar. I'm taking you away from these irresponsible girls right now.

  Oscar : No!

  Mrs. Lurkin : What?

  Oscar : First, you apologize to Sam and Cat.

  Mrs. Lurkin : Apologize? For what?

  Oscar : For shouting at them after they gave me the best day of my life. Yeah, I got hurt. Real bad. But for the first time in my life, I had fun. I went to the bathroom alone. I saw gum in ball form. I felt hot cheese and I went to a place of golf.

  Cat Valentine : We had fun with you too, Oscar.

  Sam Puckett : Mmm, kinda.

  Mrs. Lurkin : Oh, Oscar, what is your point?

  Oscar : That living life, trying new things... it's worth getting a little hurt sometimes.

  Cat Valentine : Yeah. Haven't you heard the 47 songs that say what doesn't kill you makes you stronger?