Sam & Cat (TV Series)

#OscarTheOuch (2013)

Joshua Carlon: Oscar

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Quotes 

• Cat Valentine : Oscar?

  Oscar : Yes, ma'am?

  Cat Valentine : Um, don't you want us to take you out for lunch?

  Sam Puckett : No, no, no, no, no, no.

  Cat Valentine : But...

  Sam Puckett : His mom said we can't take him anywhere or do anything with him.

  Cat Valentine : Since when do you do what anyone says?

  Sam Puckett : Since it means I'm getting paid 10 bucks an hour for napping.

• [repeated line] 

  Oscar : Predicament! Predicament!

• Mrs. Lurkin : Come on, Oscar. I'm taking you away from these irresponsible girls right now.

  Oscar : No!

  Mrs. Lurkin : What?

  Oscar : First, you apologize to Sam and Cat.

  Mrs. Lurkin : Apologize? For what?

  Oscar : For shouting at them after they gave me the best day of my life. Yeah, I got hurt. Real bad. But for the first time in my life, I had fun. I went to the bathroom alone. I saw gum in ball form. I felt hot cheese and I went to a place of golf.

  Cat Valentine : We had fun with you too, Oscar.

  Sam Puckett : Mmm, kinda.

  Mrs. Lurkin : Oh, Oscar, what is your point?

  Oscar : That living life, trying new things... it's worth getting a little hurt sometimes.

  Cat Valentine : Yeah. Haven't you heard the 47 songs that say what doesn't kill you makes you stronger?