Justice League: War (2014 Video)

Jason O'Mara: Batman, Bruce Wayne

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Quotes 

• Green Lantern : As I was saying, Green Lantern can do anything.

  Batman : Except shut up, apparently.

  Green Lantern : Wow, someone forgot to take their True Blood tonight.

  Batman : I'm not a vampire.

  Green Lantern : Seriously? I thought it was the darkness and the vanishing, and the, what, super strength?

  Batman : No.

  Green Lantern : Can you fly?

  Batman : In a plane.

  Green Lantern : Wait, you're not just some guy in a bat costume, are you? Are you freaking kidding me? What, nobody asked you to prom so you now dress as a bat and prowl around your parents' basement?

• Green Lantern : Out of my way, Batman.

  Batman : Your arm is broken, you idiot.

  Green Lantern : I can handle this. Get out of my way.

  Batman : You're gonna die.

  Green Lantern : Then I die.

  Batman : What are you trying to prove?

  Green Lantern : I'm not trying to prove anything, you phenomenal douchebag. Don't act like you know me. You don't.

  Batman : We're just somewhat alike.

  Green Lantern : We are nothing alike.

  Batman : We're fighting alongside an alien, an Amazon, a human lightning bolt, a cyborg and a speedster. As far as I can tell, Hal, you and I are the only normal people here.

  Green Lantern : I never told you my name.

  Batman : Saw it on your flight suit.

  Green Lantern : You're pretty south of normal, spooky. You know that, right?

  Bruce Wayne : [removes his cowl and cape]  My name is Bruce Wayne. When I was ten, my parents were murdered in front of my eyes. I've spent my life training to fight the same sort of criminals that took them from me. But this, this is different. This isn't about me.

  Green Lantern : Uh, you're telling me this why?

  Bruce Wayne : This is bigger than I am and it's bigger than you are. Get out of your own way. Focus on what's important here. Everyone else. Regroup with the others.

  Green Lantern : And do what exactly?

  Bruce Wayne : You're loud. They'll listen to you if you got something to say. Try to at least sound smart.

• Green Lantern : Flash, my boy. Great to see you. Oh, yeah, and that's Batman.

  The Flash : Batman's real?

  Green Lantern : Yeah, he's over there.

  The Flash : Wait, what? It is a real honor to meet you, sir, Batman. Sir, Batman, sir. Ahem.

  Green Lantern : Don't bother. That guy's a total tool.

  Batman : I followed your efforts in Central City, Flash. You do tight, efficient work.

  Green Lantern : Hey, Barry, you, uh, got a little something on your nose.

• Green Lantern : Costume? This is my uniform.

  Batman : Quiet.

  Green Lantern : Oh, you wanna bark orders, after I did the heavy lifting and pulled everyone together?

  Batman : You're referring to when you botched simple directives and Wonder Woman led the charge?

  Green Lantern : Cyborg showed you a video?

  Batman : He e-mailed it to me.

  Green Lantern : I really hate you, Bats.

• [Batman removes the ring from Green Lantern, he changes back to Hal] 

  Batman : What's this do?

  Green Lantern : Huh?

  Batman : No buttons. I assume it works off concentration.

  Hal Jordan : How did you do that?

  Batman : You weren't concentrating.

  Green Lantern : [puts ring back on and changes back]  You won't do that again.

  Batman : Unless I want to.

• Green Lantern : They don't like us much.

  Batman : The world's afraid of us.

  Green Lantern : You say that like it's good thing.

  Batman : It's necessary.

• Green Lantern : This guy's gonna kill us.

  Batman : No he won't. You bruise. But you don't kill. Do you... Clark?

  Superman : [Superman stops]  You've made your point...

  [Superman uses his X-Ray vision on Batman] 

  Superman : Bruce Wayne.

  Green Lantern : Who the Hell is "Bruce Wayne?"

• President : These super-friends use their super-powers to protect us.

  Green Lantern : And we're not friends either.

  Batman : We let them think we're both.

  Green Lantern : Why?

  Batman : It'll keep Gothan P.D. off my back, the Air Force off yours.

  Green Lantern : I'm gonna let ya know right now, Bats. Working with you is gonna be the furthest thing from easy.

  Batman : If there's a will there's a way, Jordan. And you're the one with the power of will.

• Shazam : I don't know, a team? I've got a lot of responsibilities.

  Wonder Woman : As do I.

  Green Lantern : Well, I have a whole universe to protect, people, so there you go.

  The Flash : Come on, we can do it together.

  Green Lantern : Yeah? Can you fly in space?

  Superman : I can.

  Green Lantern : Not my point. Look, we're not friends. We're not a team.

  The Flash : I don't agree, Hal. I kind of like of being a part of something.

  Green Lantern : Yeah, you would. Listen, this was just a one-time deal, okay?

  Batman : And what if something should happen again?

  Green Lantern : Please, what could possibly happen?

• Cyborg : I know their plan. They're terraforming the Earth. It's about to get ugly.

  Batman : That fits.

  Green Lantern : How do you figure?

  Batman : Well, for one thing...

  [Points] 

  Batman : ... The water's on fire.