Family Guy (TV Series)
The Simpsons Guy (2014)
Hank Azaria: Moe Szyslak, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Chief Wiggum, Comic Book Guy, Carl, Dr. Nick Riviera, Lou
Quotes
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[Comic Book Guy watches Homer and Peter walk off into the sunset after they've resolved their differences]
Comic Book Guy : Worst. Chicken fight. Ever.
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Peter Griffin : [after Homer drinks some Pawtucket Patriot Ale] That's pretty good, right?
Homer Simpson : No.
Peter Griffin : Huh?
Homer Simpson : It's not good. This beer tastes exactly like Duff. It's just a lousy ripoff!
Peter Griffin : Hey, whoa whoa whoa! It's not a ripoff of Duff! It may have been inspired by Duff, but I... I like to think it goes in a different direction.
Homer Simpson : No, this is just the same as Duff, but, like, worse.
Peter Griffin : Hey, come on, now, this is my favorite beer you're talkin' about. Hell, I work for the company. It's my livelihood.
Moe Szyslak : [snatches the bottle of beer] Oh, yeah? Well, your livelihood is based on fraud. Look at this!
[rips the Pawtucket Patriot Ale off the label revealing a Duff label]
Moe Szyslak : Huh?
Homer Simpson : [gasps] It is Duff!
[to Peter]
Homer Simpson : Your beer is in big trouble! You can't just slap a new label on something and call it your own!
Peter Griffin : Well, maybe Duff should be in trouble for... You know, not being that great.
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Bart Simpson : Yeah, I'm looking for a friend. Last name Keebum, first name Lee.
Moe Szyslak : Hang on, I'll check. Hey guys do I got a Lee Keebum? Come on look at the stools, is there a Lee Keebum? Somebody check the rear I know I got a Lee Keebum.
Barney Gumble : Then you probably shouldn't be handling food.
[everybody starts laughing]
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Lou : Ah, Chief, that excuse to leave you asked for is here.