Californication (TV Series)
Smile (2014)
Stephen Tobolowsky: Stu Beggs
Quotes
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Marcy : Ok, I had this crazy idea that I was gonna ask you for a loan, but Charlie was right. No fucking way.
Stu Beggs : I don't do loans, Marcy, but I would pay you.
Marcy : For what? To have sex with me?
Stu Beggs : Yeah. One million dollars to be inside of you again.
Marcy : I'm not a fucking prostitute, Stu.
Stu Beggs : I know, that's why you're such a high value target.
Marcy : OK, so you'd seriously pay a million dollars to fuck me?
Stu Beggs : Yeah. In a heartbeat, and it would be the most delicious orgasm of my life and all of the money would go to my favorite charity, you.
Marcy : Jesus, I'm don't know wheter to be flattered or throw the fuck up.
Stu Beggs : Or maybe you could just let me smell you for a few minutes, I could go pleasure myself. How much could I pay you for that?
Marcy : Ew!